Excuse Me, Sir

Oh hai old old post...

The Warrior's godmama got us a gate for the kitchen for Christmas.  I was happy because at the time I was spending my day going to retrieve him from the kitchen and we didn't have the trash can blocked off so he couldn't get to it so it was a problem.

Darius: Hey let me outta here.

Warden: Nope, sorry. Not happening. 

Darius: Then I want my one phone call. 

Warden: Yeah? Who you gonna call?

Darius: I'm calling a lawyer (read: grandma).  They'll spring me outta this joint.

edit:

Lawyer Grandma:  Unlawful arrest!  Suing for custody of the defendant!