Oh hai old old post...
The Warrior's godmama got us a gate for the kitchen for Christmas. I was happy because at the time I was spending my day going to retrieve him from the kitchen and we didn't have the trash can blocked off so he couldn't get to it so it was a problem.
Darius: Hey let me outta here.
Warden: Nope, sorry. Not happening.
Darius: Then I want my one phone call.
Warden: Yeah? Who you gonna call?
Darius: I'm calling a lawyer (read: grandma). They'll spring me outta this joint.
Lawyer Grandma: Unlawful arrest! Suing for custody of the defendant!